Get that shit out of here,Gillette!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! he also does that in a comic but for the life of me i couldnt find it
found it:
Because the only thing that can shave Superman is himself. lol
Or a Kryptonite blade. If he doesn’t die first. ^__^
I wonder how many fucking shirts and walls clarked ruined with improperly aimed heat vision bouncing off mirrors
When they’re heartbroken and cry, they get called a pussy. Boys are people too, they have feelings as well. Maybe that’s why some guys are so afraid of…
David on getting the part of a Killer on Hannibal
Bryan Fuller: Hey David! Its Bryan!
David: Excuse me, you must have me confused with someone else. My name's not David...
Bryan: /sigh/ right, okay. DOCTOR HEY ITS BRYAN. We saved the world from....cybermen, or something one time.
David: OH YES BRYAN! I recently came and read a scene for you. I have been thinking recently of going into acting like my good friend Will.
Bryan: Do i even want to know who...
David: AH YES. Good old William Shakespeare. Cheeky bloke.
Bryan: ANYWAY DOCTOR! Great news! We'd love to have you come on the show!
David: OH MOST EXCELLENT! So what will this Hannibal character and I be doing? Fighting off the daleks? Saving a planet or too from ultimate destruction at just the last minute by a brilliant plan of mine.
Bryan: Um, no. No, not exactly...
David: Oh is this a romancey thing? Is he akin to Captain Jack? That man, will he ever stop. We kissed ONE time and he will not let it go...
Bryan: No, I mean. No. Just. You'll be a killer! We have this really amazing story line set up for you.
David: A what...
Bryan: A..a serial killer. It'll be great for you. You'll do so well.
David: I...I'll kill people?
Bryan: ITS NOT REAL DAVID IT'LL BE FINE.
David: Are...are they bad? Are they in cahoots with The Master?
Bryan: Um yes, trying to bring him back...and you can't give them second chances....and such.
David: Do I have to use a gun.
Bryan: No! We're going to do this really awesome twist with your character where you use.
David: LET US DO IT. THE MASTER MUST BE FOILED. COME NEW COMPANION AWAYYYYYYYYY
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
